Im not sure how to feel about this but after finding out about the concept of vajazzling I couldnt keep a straight face for the rest of the day at the office. At times of recession this might be what will stimulate the economy and get us back on track. Looks like its not enough to show up for a date with hair free arm pits and have a brazilian done on your carpet, now this is the latest trend, getting swarovski diamonds or cheap plastic ones forming a pattern where the delicate natural hair that adorned the upper part of the female vajayjay used to be. Apparently this trend is attributed to Jennifer Love Hewitt, I want to thank you for making my boring and otherwise mundayne tuesday better. There are some reports of male vajazzlers but I will leave cnn to tackle that topic. I cant get the idea out of my head that if my wife does this for me trying to do something special and it leads to sex it might end up feeling like having sex with a rock formation or even worse I could end up swallowing one of these rocks and choking. Imagine the headline quietly please. And apparently vajazzling is only one of the current things trending out there that you can do to your catcher’s mitt: Vajaical: A facial for your vagina (Where do the sliced cucumbers go?) Vaginal Mints: They are not just for your mouth anymore I guess (Ladies dont use altoids because it might cause an infection lol) Vaginal Laser Surgery: It says that it tightens things down there (woo hoo this is were our bright minds have dedicated their time on good luck with cancer) well to all you ladies out there that are doing this congrats anything that brings more attention to your vagina has my support and vote. Happy Holidays!
I know you feel awkward and you have no sense of what use to be the standard for normal social interaction, like calling a girl, or heck! even walking up to one and trying to start a conversation instead of aimlessly friending fake spammer profiles on Facebook with pictures of hot girls in the hope that one might like you for the weird little freak that you are. Or tweeting your friend in Norway (that is probably an overweight 45 year old man role playing as hot little teen girl) about whats on your breakfast plate. I mean don’t get me wrong this brings an infinite stream of amusement my way, but I cant help but wonder where the world is going to end up in 30 years when im pushing 60, I use to be hardcore fan of spaceghost coast to coast with the irreverence and insanity it showed it even spawned aqua teen hunger force which I enjoyed somewhat, but now we have NTSF: SD:: SUV which is a caricaturistic satirical view on all the crime shows like CSI that I admit were over the top with the catch phrases and the overly dramatic dramatization poses (taking off your sunglasses and looking away from the camera, you know who you are don’t make me say your name), but kids just blow my mind these days, they have no idea why things are funny, they are overly technological with no substance, they based their knowledge on Google page ranking, so I guess in the not so distant future if somebody googles ”The Prince of Pop” and by some miracle Justin Bieber Shows up above Michael Jackson it might create some confusion about thriller. So maybe Futurama is not as far fetched as I thought it was at one time, Charlie Chaplin tried to take over europe with comedy and his army of nazy’s? why not specially if the game is changing not into who controls the past but who controls the most immidiate and easily attainable information.
First of all, I didn’t even know that dwarf tossing was illegal as messed up as that sounds, I read it the other day on the Sun Sentinel and it actually provoked a giggling fit through out my whole day, even in the middle of two business meetings I had to attend. Apparently Ritch Workman that is pictured above (from his facebook ), is quite a prolific law maker that belongs in one of the Coen brother’s movies ,I don’t mean that as a negative thing, he is simply a quirky and real life person bringing up real issues that affect the little guy (literally), after reading abc 20/20 blog there is a little person (Dave Flood) saying that his rights are being violated by use making the decision for him. If you think about it there is a serious underlying issue here, as disgusted or amused as you might be by this practice, should we keep a ban on it? What if someone decides that throwing John Cena or the Undertaker around on the WWE ring’s is cruel and unusual. Jimmy Kimmel ran the story on his show and actually made me fall of my chair for a second time. Flood is an entertainer in Florida and he says that keeping this ban up is interfering with his way to make a living, I actually side with him and say that they should give him civil liberties to earn a living the best way he can with taste getting in the way of it.
To tell you the truth I personally don’t mourn the passing of public figures or celebrities, the last time I remember I was truly grief stricken by the death of someone that was not close to me was George Carlin, which as strange as it sounds I read it on I-Tunes when they were showing an ad in commemoration. Now I find myself deeply affected by this which is strange, Steve Jobs was 56, he died peacefully the family remarked leaving behind a son and three daughters, he was the co-founder of apple and pixar for those who just enjoy the movies, he bought it from Lucas Film and was one of the many people responsible for what it is today. I cant really comment on the competition or anybody else, he touched my life in so many ways that it is difficult to sum it up, since my first mac, to my first Ipod, the first time I watched Toy Story or when I used Render Man in my 3d courses. You will really be missed.