
Total Recall 2012 Teaser
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
WTF? The Expendables 2
I dont know, Im a big action movie fan but the first one was steaming pile of Schwarzenegger dung, no story, no action, a lot of big names but it sucked, and Mickey Rourke looked bizarre even for him. For fuck sake stallone I know you brokered this deal and got everybody together to do this movie, I am not expecting Shakespeare but come on don’t fuck up another action movie with all this names.
If not we might need to make a reality show about hunting down Stallone and beating him senseless with all his overpriced gym equipment and erecting a new statue instead of the rocky one we can do one of him bent over with dumbbell up his ass.

The Expendables 2 Movie Poster

Chuck Norris Expendables 2
Everyday I’m Shuffling LMFAO
Scott Weiland made my balls cringe for Christmas
Is it serious? is it suppose to be a joke?, I dont know, it just makes me uneasy and my balls really dislike it, and they rarely have an opinion about anything.
After I watched the video I can kind of appreciate it what he is trying to tap into, it kind of reminds me of the Bing Crosby persona and the certain coolness it had. But its creepy and weird when you pull a 360 like this, I guess its better to hear Scott Weiland singing Winter Wonderland than hearing christmas carols from Justin Bieber while he rubs his butt against usher while riding a sled.
I understand your off drugs and want to do something different but goddamn, ease into it, it scared my shitless like if I woke up in alternate universe so I started looking around for familiar things and I find Mel Gibson is not a dick, Jersey Shore is a local cable access that nobody knows about and the McRib is available all year Long, wait … Anyway I like you better on Stone Temple Pilots I cant really complain and maybe next year it wont creep me out as much but I am not making any promises.





