WTF? The Expendables 2

  I dont know, Im a big action movie fan but the first one was steaming pile of Schwarzenegger dung, no story, no action, a lot of big names but it sucked, and Mickey Rourke looked bizarre even for him. For fuck sake stallone I know you brokered this deal and got everybody together to do this movie, I am not expecting Shakespeare but come on don’t fuck up another action movie with all this names.   If not we might need to make a reality show about hunting down Stallone and beating him senseless with all his overpriced gym equipment and erecting a new statue instead of the rocky one we can do one of him bent over with dumbbell up his ass.       Oh and before I forget this part, that its so awesome its stupid, CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS is in the movie, its  awesome and funny but it feels wrong at the same,kind of the same feeling you get from throwing rocks at retarded kids.   Stallone! Dont fuck it up.