What is a manly cell phone?

After upgrading  from a basic phone to an HTC Insipire earlier this year I was happy for a while until I realized all the bloatware that comes preloaded with any ATT phone and apps constantly run in the background and are impossible to remove unless you pay someone to root your android phone or do it yourself. Even though I am a tech and gadget buff  I didn’t use all the apps, beyond Angry birds or wassup to chat nothing else, and I still like taking pictures with my cameras (amateur photographer), I own an Ipod Classic 160gb  where I carry all my music library and I know its bulky to carry all that stuff around but its not like I carry it all in satchel. So needless to say I changed back to a basic phone.   Now my wife asked me what phone I want for christmas?  First thing that came into my head was that I want a manly phone, a cell phone so manly it needs a shave, so salty, hairy that it makes the burliest of men feel inadequate, the most rugged son of bitch out there. I had no idea where to start but I had an idea to start with. Iphone 4s (a bit girly plays well with my macbook but still not feeling it): samsung galaxy S2 (big screen has netflix but i dont think its manly to watch movies in anything smaller than a 42 inch with a beer at hand and some chips). BlackBerry Just doesn’t cut it anymore. I  still wasn’t sure if I wanted a smartphone but after surfing the web for an a hour or so I came across this and the clouds opened up, light shined down and AC/DC was playing in the background (no not highway to hell but close)  

 Link to the sprint website

I found this phone on the sprint website and I think im going with this one, ugly enough to not be accused of metrosexualism, has a rubber grip case and a huge metal screw on the back of it, didnt even really care to look into the specs this is what I am getting it and thats it, I just need to flash it so I can use it with MetroPCS contracts are not manly either!