Need I say more? funny old dude shuffling to LMFAO song everyday Im shuffling. PARTY ROCK YEA Whoa! LET’S GO! Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time And we gonna make you lose your mind Everybody just have a good time Party rock is in the house...
Scott Weiland made my balls cringe for Christmas
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
Is it serious? is it suppose to be a joke?, I dont know, it just makes me uneasy and my balls really dislike it, and they rarely have an opinion about anything. After I watched the video I can kind of appreciate it what he is trying to tap into, it kind of reminds me of the Bing Crosby persona and the certain coolness it had. But its creepy and weird when you pull a 360 like this, I guess its better to hear Scott Weiland singing Winter Wonderland than hearing christmas carols from Justin Bieber while he rubs his butt against usher while riding a sled. I understand your off drugs and want to do...
Vajazzle your Vagina?
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
Im not sure how to feel about this but after finding out about the concept of vajazzling I couldnt keep a straight face for the rest of the day at the office. At times of recession this might be what will stimulate the economy and get us back on track. Looks like its not enough to show up for a date with hair free arm pits and have a brazilian done on your carpet, now this is the latest trend, getting swarovski diamonds or cheap plastic ones forming a pattern where the delicate natural hair that adorned the upper part of the female vajayjay used to be. Apparently this trend is attributed to Jennifer Love Hewitt, I want to thank you for...
What is a manly cell...
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
After upgrading from a basic phone to an HTC Insipire earlier this year I was happy for a while until I realized all the bloatware that comes preloaded with any ATT phone and apps constantly run in the background and are impossible to remove unless you pay someone to root your android phone...
Breaking Dawn Review
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
I would like to start off by saying I am not a fan, I just watched the movies to keep up with current events and still have relevant input in teenage banter (Dont look at me like that). It starts off with the wedding of “Mr. I have made vampires everywhere seem like pale weenies...
Kids these days̷...
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
I know you feel awkward and you have no sense of what use to be the standard for normal social interaction, like calling a girl, or heck! even walking up to one and trying to start a conversation instead of aimlessly friending fake spammer profiles on Facebook with pictures of hot...
The Avengers Movie Trailer 2012
posted by Jonathan Trachtenberg
When I first heard about them planning for an Avengers movie my uber geek alter ego jumped up in excitement, but with the excitement also comes the concern for the movie studios to actually be able to spit out a watchable movie with so much going on, I guess they broke it apart into additional movies with Thor, Captain America but I am still no sure if I am more excited or affraid. The trailer for it just came out, I can see Thor, Loki(his evil brother that was suppose to be dead from the Thor Movie), Iron Man by Robert Downey Jr, Nick Fury played by non other than Samuel “Bad Mothaf#$% Wallet” Jackson, Black Widow Played by...